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Dead Baby Jokes

I have had requests for these jokes by an individual who is very disturbed. Here they are, and just so you know, I DID NOT MAKE THESE UP.


Don't worry, this one's not dead, it's on crack!

 

  What's small blue and sits in a corner?

a dead baby in a plastic bag

What's small, blue and sits at the bottom of a Pool?

A dead baby with popped floaters

This is a Cry for Help Dead Baby Flash

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

it depends on how hard u throw them

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what's small blue green and sits in a corner?

The same dead baby a month later



What's small, crawls around and taps on glass?

a baby in a microwave